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Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa FL (813) 655-8777 wrote:

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Remember, these songs are meant to be funny, and most reflect my personal philosophy of using big hose, big tanks, and fast roof cleaning pumps.
I too once used a Shurflo 12 volt and 3/8 Hose, we all have to start somewhere ?

"Roof Cleaning Man"
This is a parody of STYX's excellent song "Blue Collar Man"

Here is the music
http://www.midispace.com/files/S/sty...ng_nights).mid

I've come here to learn, will someone tutor me
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a power washer who isn't making it
My god, i'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
I see them laugh in my face
RCIA gave knowledge, and i've got the will
I'm not a charity case

I'll take those steep roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the landscape
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man

Sell Me a Shurflo and some 3/8 hose
Make me a slow roof cleaning man
This is my last time using that puny pump
So like it or not i'll take those

Steep Roofs, impossible jobs
Keeping my eye on the run off
If it takes all that to be just what i am
I'm gonna be a Roof Cleaning man

Keeping my mind on a better life
Where cleanin' fast is only an Air pump away
5/8 Hose, can it be all i heard it was
I'm so slow .. maybe Chris from Apple was right ??

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Well, gotta say,

let's hope they never outlaw roof cleaning, because your other passion in life,

ain't gonna make you no money!

But, I got a kick out of the fact that you like doing this!!!  

Your friend, Chuck