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Peter LeBlanc · Guest

Love Potion #9!!! (be careful)

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Peter LeBlanc wrote:
So I'm out doing a job in beautiful SW Florida and spraying a tile roof from a ladder, when I finally realize the placement of some usually unnoticed "equipment". Obviously my wife just happens to be out of town this weekend and she will be in for a surprise when she arrives home. As I was leaning over the roof from my ladder, my love potion ran down the roof to soak that special portion of my shorts. I quickly hosed it off, but the "love" was persistant and "wouldn't get off my jock". As the job went on I continued to rince my equipment because the burning sensation was keeping my attention. I soon took a shower to wash the "love juice" off of me and was I surprised at what I found. The "tip" at the end of my "hose" had turned a cherry red and definately looked how it felt. My wife will be glad to see that I have a rash on my equipment from "work". Next time I go to "work", I will be sure to wear protection. Just some advice to all you married guys out there.

your wife would probably of been far more happy if you would of got stung several times by bumble bees bleh

Jul 30, 2011

Peter LeBlanc wrote:
So I'm out doing a job in beautiful SW Florida and spraying a tile roof from a ladder, when I finally realize the placement of some usually unnoticed "equipment". Obviously my wife just happens to be out of town this weekend and she will be in for a surprise when she arrives home. As I was leaning over the roof from my ladder, my love potion ran down the roof to soak that special portion of my shorts. I quickly hosed it off, but the "love" was persistant and "wouldn't get off my jock". As the job went on I continued to rince my equipment because the burning sensation was keeping my attention. I soon took a shower to wash the "love juice" off of me and was I surprised at what I found. The "tip" at the end of my "hose" had turned a cherry red and definately looked how it felt. My wife will be glad to see that I have a rash on my equipment from "work". Next time I go to "work", I will be sure to wear protection. Just some advice to all you married guys out there.

Now RCIA is "THE INFORMATION STATION" but-

that's almost too much information! hmm biggrin

Roof Cleaning Bradenton FL 941-822-2454 · Guest

That was hilarious!!!
Kim R

Skyline Roof Cleaning Virginia · Guest

LOL!

Look on the bright side - no more algae.

sweetwaterfish · Guest

Hey, that a GREAT excuse for those occasional flare-ups......I'll have to remember that!!!!! No Honey, its the SH that caused that rash...I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!

Roof Cleaning Little Rock Arkansas · Guest

Definitely too much information..

Maverick Contracting · Premium Member Roof Cleaning Institute of America

I almost dropped my jaw and shook my head but I've had a similar experience more than once...

When painting and keeping a thinner soaked rag while doing trimwork, on more than one occasion I've left the rag on top of a 4ft ladder and either leaned up against it near my "junk" or sat on top the ladder and had the thinner soak onto my inner thigh and got a chemical burn. REAL REAL NASTY chem burn. luckly it wasn't actually on the goods just above and below. whew!

Never put a thinner soaked rag in your pocket!

Just a public safety notice.

-- Edited by Maverick Contracting on Sunday 31st of July 2011 07:31:43 AM

Peter LeBlanc · Guest

The roof was definately clean.

Roof Cleaning Raleigh NC · Jul 31, 2011

And never ever put a freshly filled Zippo Lighter in your pocket upside down!!!

aaron61 · Guest

Roof Cleaning Lanoka Harbor NJ 609-971-6553 wrote:
Peter LeBlanc wrote:
So I'm out doing a job in beautiful SW Florida and spraying a tile roof from a ladder, when I finally realize the placement of some usually unnoticed "equipment". Obviously my wife just happens to be out of town this weekend and she will be in for a surprise when she arrives home. As I was leaning over the roof from my ladder, my love potion ran down the roof to soak that special portion of my shorts. I quickly hosed it off, but the "love" was persistant and "wouldn't get off my jock". As the job went on I continued to rince my equipment because the burning sensation was keeping my attention. I soon took a shower to wash the "love juice" off of me and was I surprised at what I found. The "tip" at the end of my "hose" had turned a cherry red and definately looked how it felt. My wife will be glad to see that I have a rash on my equipment from "work". Next time I go to "work", I will be sure to wear protection. Just some advice to all you married guys out there.
your wife would probably of been far more happy if you would of got stung several times by bumble bees

That's frickin hillarious

Peter LeBlanc · Guest

10-4 Dave, and "Mave" I've spilled thinner and soaked my socks. Big time burns with that stuff. I am trying to find a plastic apron to protect my delicate dermotolgy,....... and my wife's best friend!

Peter LeBlanc · Guest

Ray, it will be our little secret.

Peter LeBlanc · Guest

Chris, I did not try to be too offensive or crude, but I thought it was a funny story for you guys that are in the same businness. I tried to make it as "PG" as possible but I did not intend to be offensive or off color. I was just sharing a funny story. I have tons more stories if you want to hear them.

aaron61 · Guest

Please Peter,tell us another story.That one was very politically correct.

RCIA Founder

I used to lift weights, and have hemroids, like most ex weight lifters. I had a backpack sprayer leak once, and the roof cleaning chemical ran down my back, to my azz crack.

The pain was unreal, and I will never forget it

aaron61 · Guest

TMI brother TMI

Roof Cleaning Raleigh NC · Aug 14, 2011

Wellllll, we are all waiting. Did it burn off the hemorrhoids or not?

RCIA Founder

Roof Cleaning Raleigh NC wrote:
Wellllll, we are all waiting. Did it burn off the hemorrhoids or not?

LOL, I WISH The way it burns when it gets in ur eyes is the closest I can come to describing the pain.

opie451 · Aug 15, 2011

The way you so eloquently wrote of this mishap is funny as hell. Every time I think about it I laugh. Sorry for the pain, but thanks for the laugh.

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