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I searched Orlando for flatbed truck and found this!



Full size deluxe wife cage.

Complete heavy duty lock/key, iron rings on floor for leg irons and handcuffs.

Need cleaning this is good job for lazy wife after day of pulling a plow in fields or carrying stone in quarry.

Very strong cage my dead wife pounded on the bars til her fists bleed but they no bend.

Cage is for out of doors use and NOT in house (wifes no smell good until hosed off), remind that in summer the heat works and in winter the air condition works!

Is escape proof and roomy for three maybe even four wifes.

Bars can also be electricified for that troublesome wife or just to enjoy wifes "dancing" inside cage.

No mats or toilet bucket but I find better to keep wife naked in cage and sleep on bare metal floor, hosing waste matter off floor and wife is easier.

No small door to pass food through. However, this is not a bad thing as many wifes are a spoiled and expect 3 meals a week.

I too had trouble with wife became spoiled, she say “I pregnant, this tractor engine too heavy to carry“.

Cage also have openings big enough that it no longer necessary to let out wife for sex.

Door also large enough to put in treadmill to have wife generate electric for television set.

I no need this cage, my wife she drop dead from exhaustion in a stone quarry, my "loss" now your gain.

Also my dead wifes skeleton is still in cage, it responibilty of buyer to throw out of skeleton.

Leg irons and handcuffs is NOT included.

Note take: this will take several wifes to lift onto flatbed truck

  • Location: Orlando, FL
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Now thats funny!!!!!

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