by Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa New Roof Cleaning "Song" -
Hello everybody, here is a funny song I just wrote about a customer who THOUGHT he was getting a roof cleaner with a ground man. Instead, he got a one man roof cleaner, who did not care for his plants. It is a funny song, making a point that customers get upset when you KILL their plants. Enjoy !
I saw you up on my roof, working all alone But thats not what you told me when I called you on the phone You told me you would treat my plants as though they were your own
Oh-a oh
You said you won awards like the one on Angies List You didn't come back to touch up the spots you missed And now my Plants are dead, and I am really pizzed.
Oh-a oh You burnt My Plants up Oh-a oh You better Fess Up? A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard. A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard
Pictures came and broke your heart. Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned parking lot. I'm Packing Heat but you can not see my Glock. You one man roof cleaner, I'm gonna clean your clock.
Oh-a oh
You were a liar. Oh-a oh
My plants are on Fire.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard. A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard. In my mind and in my heart, the plants are dead, it's gone to far Oh-a-aho oh, Oh-a-aho oh
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard. A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard
In my mind and in my car, the plants are dead, it's gone to far. Pictures came and broke your heart, pay up now, if you're real smart.
You are ....a roof cleaning farce. You are ....a roof cleaning farce.
A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard. A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard. A Roof Cleaner Killed The Plants in My Yard
What's up Chris? Have not talked to you in a while. I have been very busy. (thank god) I'll give you a call next week. Maybe we can meet for lunch or something.
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Spencer Williams MTO Cleaning Services Tampa FL (813)571-1993
What's up Chris? Have not talked to you in a while. I have been very busy. (thank god) I'll give you a call next week. Maybe we can meet for lunch or something.
Cleaning roofs in Tampa, thats what we are all about, and been very busy too! relationship prblems, you KNOW how that goes ?
My funny way of "teaching roof cleaning." Actually,, I HAVE cleaned roofs by myself, in the past, but had problems. Cheaper and safer to pay a good ground man then to have unhappy customers ?
Thanks ALLVIRA. Like all roof cleaners, I HAVE worked alone. But experience has taught me roof cleaning works better when two people are doing it. Besides the safety issues, there just is a lot of potential for things to go wrong. The roof cleaning chemical is trying to Oxidize everything it comes in contact with. Unfortunately, it is an equal opportunity cleaning chemical. Thus, it can not tell the difference between your customers pain, plant, and pets, and a roof! Many new roof cleaners think you can just let it drip all over, and water it off when you get down off the roof. It is too late by then, damage is done. This leads to angry roof cleaning customers, and no referrals. After all, would YOU send a roof cleaner to your friends after they wiped out your yard ? Hardly. My roof cleaning song is a funny way of warning of the dangers of cleaning roofs by yourself. All things being equal, two men cleaning a roof are better then one.